I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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