how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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