The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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