I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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