Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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