Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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