we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Randomize
