He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Randomize
