She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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