what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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