Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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