I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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