why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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