yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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