found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
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