Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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