ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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