found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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