Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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