i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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