dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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