6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
love makes seman taste better
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
