As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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