No awkward lesbian experiences without me
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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