And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
