Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
3 2 1 whiskey
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Randomize
