We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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