the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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