i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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