The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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