Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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