i think my mom watched the whole time
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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