Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
How external is "for external use only"?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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