Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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