why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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