kristin has been a bad kristin
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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