Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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