so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
so let's talk penis.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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