The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
we're chasing vodka with high fives
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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