I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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