I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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