Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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