she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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