I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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