He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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