hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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