can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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