It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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