Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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