His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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