I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm getting married
To pizza
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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