I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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