sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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