My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I just gargled with NyQuil
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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