i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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